I will definitely be there... for you.
maybe i’m still single because i didn’t forward that chain email to 17 of my closest friends 5 years ago
that’ll explain the little girl with no eyes at the end of my bed too
stop unfollowing me I’m pregnant with your child
I wonder if anyone ever looks at me while I’m doing something and thinks I’m pretty. Because I do that all the time to people.
americans the other 364 days of the year:
america isn't all that great i mean we need to fix a whole lot of shit
americans on july 4th:
AMERI CA YEAH BEER AND FRE E D OM ON THE WIN GS OF A FUC KING EAG LE SUCK IT ENGLAND !!! !